Yes, you read that right: Bye Felicia is running for president.
And so is Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker (separately of course), Kylo Ren and Yoda (For Prez). If we're lucky, maybe Jesus Christ and The Antichrist will face off. Katniss Everdeen could save us all. Tyrion Lannister could get us out of our budget crunch. Or Abraham Lincoln will make the comeback we've all been waiting for.
Somehow, it's been seven months since Deez Nutz caused a sensation last summer with his candidacy. And we figured now was as good a time as any to take a look at the Federal Election Commission website and see who has filed statements of candidacy since we last looked. (A reminder: it's super easy to claim you're seeking the presidency; you just have to fill out a form!)
And of 1,661 listings, we decided to compile the ones that are probably/definitely not real a thorough (though not comprehensive) list for you so you don't have to look yourself (we're going to skip the ones referring to people's anatomy and the ones that maybe are real people, so you still might want to take a peek). You're welcome.
- Dot Com A Wanderluster
- TrueProSNC AAA
- Trippycup AK AKA The Prophet AKA Earl
- Santa The III Anna
- The Antichrist
- Lil Based God
- Elsa Is Bae
- KC Matzo Balls
- Osama Bin Liftin
- 9/11 Bushdid
- Underage Candidate
- Bunny H. Ms. Carr?t
- Eric Cartman
- Fidel Ruz Castro
- Buddy The Cat
- Seymour Cats
- Foot Cheese
- Frosty Chicken
- Jesus Christ
- 'Murican Cookies
- Lagoon The Dolphin Costello
- Crawfish Crawfish
- Ja' Crispy
- Nostalgia Critic
- Captain Crunch
- Ourlordandsavior Cthulu
- Megatron The D-23
- Southern Dad
- Cam Sir Daddy
- Disco Daddy
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Damn Daniel
- Caear St. Augustine De Buonaparte
- Mx. Actual Literal Dragon
- Donald J. Drumpf
- Dub- Dubs
- Tronald Dump
- Jarritos Durritos
- Neez Dutz
- Eden
- Ha Got Eem
- Katniss Everdeen
- This Is Fake
- Bye Felicia
- Yoda For Prez
- Cracked Fourpounder
- Kermit Frog
- Pepe Le Frog
- FSociety FSociety FS FS FSociety
- Donald Glover
- God For President
- Frederick Lindsey Lohan Emperor Goku
- Emma Goldman
- Johnny Goodmeme
- Alexander Soy Sauce And Taters Gordh
- Jesse Olive Gray-Or Else Just Hosanna
- Mister Grump
- Forrest Gump
- Blue Hair Guy
- Cape Guy
- Hip Hop for President
- Hitlerdid Nothingwrong
- Bros Before Hoes
- Cookie Hydrox
- Queen Elsa Ice
- Lord Jesus Dog Ickes
- Bigboy Security Xat Ishere
- Dr. Jekyll
- Gim Jilmore
- Lady Sparkle Kawaii
- Sir Swagmasta420Keng$
- Jedi Obi Wan Kenobi
- Beyonce Knowles
- Rare Pepe Le Feels
- Tyrion Lannister
- White Lightning
- Swagswag Likecaillou
- Ayyy Lmao
- @ Lolmynameisjon
- Marshawn Lynch
- Maher Maher
- Normal McAverage
- Childeater/molester Mcsatanantichrist
- Big Mike
- Nicki Minaj
- Remo Cutest Dog Ever Mini Schnauzer
- Beast Mode
- Mickey Mouse
- Bofa Deez Nuts
- Ceedeez Nuts
- Deez Nuts
- Deez W. Nutz
- Hold Ma Nutz
- The Crawling Chaos Nyarlathotep
- Princess Oawlawolwadol
- MC Hairy Jay-Mz Pawter of Gryffindor
- Rarest Pepe
- Doctor Pepper
- Mr. Sneaky Pete
- Jean-Luc Piccard
- The Mlg Wizard Ultra-MC Harry Potter
- MMXV The Ghost of Christmas Present
- Banana For President
- Satan Lord of Unde Prince of Darkness
- Vladimir Putin
- Marvel Jack Quaid
- Riff Raff
- Ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage
- Mr. Ronald Reagan's Ghost
- Kylo Ren
- Brink Sanity
- King Prescott Satan
- Ole' Savior
- Mrs. Summer A. Savvy
- Suck Seattle Seachickens
- Left Shark
- Mr Thank Skeletal
- Tom Brady Sketch
- Anakin Skywalker
- Satan King Smith
- Yoda Starwars
- Ponzi Schemes Suck
- Buffy Anne Summers
- Mr. Not Sure
- Taylor Swift
- Bippy The Clown
- Zorro The Cockroach
- Buddy The Elf
- Zibble The Puppet
- Walt The Savage
- Donald Tramp
- Why So Many Trolls
- Don't Vote For Trump
- The Muslim Dictator Trump
- Kim Johng Un
- Francis J. Underwood
- Darth Vader
- Voice Student
