Nordstrom apologizes for falsely accusing teens of stealing — After accusations that three African American teenagers stole from the Nordstrom Rack store in Brentwood, the president of the company arrived in St. Louis earlier this week to issue a formal apology for the incident. The teens said that, while shopping in the store, they began to be followed, and eventually had the police called on them.
Schnucks employee fired for alleged racial discrimination — Elsewhere, a Schnucks employee in St. Louis was fired after being caught on camera denying an African American couple a money order, saying in part, "Because people like you are doing fraud." While the incident was later resolved between the three people involved, the aforementioned employee was later fired.
AT&T says it paid Trump's lawyer, Cohen, for 'insights' — In a bombshell revelation, AT&T confirmed it paid Pres. Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen $200,000 for "insights" into the Trump administration. However, with the admission, AT&T added that the contract between Cohen's company ended in December 2017 and "did no legal or lobbying work for us."
So, this guy huffed glue and said he was Capt. Jack Sparrow — You're probably thinking, "Oh look, it's The Joker. How cool." Well, it isn't The Joker and he's definitely not Captain Jack Sparrow, either.
Whoa! Bill and Ted are back. Excellent! — They were in danger of flunking most heinously as teens, but now they're back with a bodacious adventure — coming to the raddest theater near you! *air guitar*