Tiffany Haddish's story about meeting Beyoncé keeps getting crazier.
We already knew that the Girls Trip star serendipitously met Beyoncé at a party in Los Angeles last December. The two shared a selfie, and Haddish would go on to spill some tea about how she saw an actress flirt with Jay-Z in front of Bey.
But loose lips sink famous (friend)ships. Haddish's story didn't fly with Bey, who, in the lyrics of the new song Top Off with Jay-Z and Future, seemingly issued a warning to the comedian in one lyric: “If they’re tryna party with the queen, they gon’ have to sign a non-disclosure.”
Haddish took the memo in stride, tweeting: “Just know I will sign a N.D.A. any day for Beyoncé.”
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Starting ... now? Apparently Haddish had already talked to GQ for their April issue, in which her Bey encounter takes an even crazier turn.
The night of the party, “there was this actress there,” Haddish told the magazine, “that's just, like, doing the mostest.” One of the most things she did? “She bit Beyoncé in the face.”
Haddish did not name the actress (although Chrissy Teigen seems to know, telling a fan on Twitter "my initial guess was wrong. The real person? I *never* would have guessed. I’VE SAID TOO MUCH").
“So Beyoncé stormed away,” Haddish recounts, “went up to Jay-Z, and was like, ‘Jay! Come here! This (woman) —’ and snatched him. They went to the back of the room. I was like, ‘What just happened?’ And Beyoncé's friend walked up and was like, ‘Can you believe this (woman) just bit Beyoncé?’ ”
“And so then …,” she continued, “a lot of things happened.”
Later, Haddish says she ran into Beyoncé at the bar, and asked her, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ " The no-holds-barred comedian declared she was going to fight the woman.
"(Beyoncé) was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don't do that. That (woman) is on drugs. She not even drunk. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’ ”
Beyoncé's rep told GQ she had "absolutely" no comment given that she had no knowledge of the occurrence. But that hasn't stopped Twitter from madly speculating who the culprit is, as the hashtag #WhoBitBeyonce began trending.
So who can we rule out? Haddish broke her silence only to put the kibosh on a rumor it was Taraji P. Henson. "No it wasn't," she tweeted Monday afternoon.
Was it Sanaa Lathan, who Vulture reported attended the same party with rapper French Montana? "Y'all are funny. Under no circumstances did I bite Beyonce and if I did it would've been a love bite," the actress tweeted Monday.
